There’s this dog program up here at Windham, But it’s a joke. They give puppys to these fat lazy retarded fucks who don’t want to have to work on the kitchen or the laundry. And they don’t even train the dogs. Unless training a puppy for adoption means letting them dig big holes wherever they want, letting them rip out & eat flowers, & letting them shit beneath bedroom windows. Oh, & letting them fight & hump the legs of affection starved female COs! It’s fucked! I really feel bad for anyone adopting one of these dogs. Oh – & the fat retards who “train” the dogs – they get to have electric fans. For the dogs. But, really, big old fat fucks do get mad sweaty.

Hey – maybe you should have my name off this.

– Anonymous