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How is everyone?  I know you guys should have gotten my last letter by now.  As I said in my last letter, life goes on as God wants it.

Is Bella still alive?  Sadly, for me, Lori got rid of Charger a while ago, and it could be some time before I get another one.  Again, life goes on as God wants it.

I’m sorry this is so short, but I am going to say goodnight for now.  I need to work at 4am and it’s 10pm already.  I guess you could say: pray for me, as I pray for all of you.

God bless and love always,

Bishop Joel Dudley


Write to Joel via:

Joel Dudley – Reg. #07499-036 – FCI Otisville – PO Box 1000 – Otisville, NY 10963

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Maine Correctional Center – Arline Lawless – MDOC #60057

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Circles and Citizens,

How is everyone?  I guess you could say I am doing good.  I just wish April would get here already but of course it will get here soon.  I would say if some of you could be in Portland on April 10th that would be cool for yes, I would love to see some of my friends when I get off the bus.

I had a friend send D.S. an email, but of course I was told she asked as if she didn’t know who I was but I guess I should have known (LOL.)

As you can see, I enclosed a letter to Arline (Lawless.) Keep in mind to send it as “Homer Noodleman”  I just hope it goes through, but of course who knows.  I hope I can work it all out once I get out of the half-way house.

So how is my church going?  Is my congregation still holding “Love Feasts?”  Am I still “the Bishop.”

I guess I am going to say goodnight for now, and I am going to bed for as I have said before, long day at work tomorrow.  Keep in touch.  Whatever you guys – Cedra,  Amber, Fusion – do, you better not fall off the face of the Earth again.  You guys had me worried; you’re my only friends, at least the ones who have stood by me through this.

God bless,

Father Dudley


Write Joel via: Joel Dudley , #07499-036 – Federal Correctional Institution – P.O. Box 1000 – Otisville, NY 10963




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How is everyone?  I got your letter today.  As far as letters go you can send whatever you have crazy or not.

I guess when it comes to the pictures you guys have if you would like you can put up to 20 in one envelope at a time to me.  For Hell, you guys are the only ones who send me letters or pictures.  Feel free to give these guys my info so you don need to worry about sending all these letters they can send it right to me.

Hey, tell D.S. I need to speak to her about this dream she had.  I guess you could say a name she said kinda jumped out at me.  But I will write her a letter as well.

Oh someone made a comment in a letter back when you guys went insane.  You still are insane (LOL)  How is Minh?  Is she still seeing someone?

When I get out of the halfway house I wouldn’t be able to stay with Brent for he has his daughter and if I can maybe mom and Cherokee.  I guess you could say we will see.

I guess you could say it is cool to hear from you guys again.  I guess you could ask Darkstar this for me, for I know I will never hear from her because of Mark.

So I try to  call you guys at least once a day but get nothing from you.  Is there a number you guys can recieve texts at or an email address where I could send emails or text it?  I ask this so that I can write you guys if I need to.  But I will close, so yes I want to get this in the mail.

Love, Father Joel


Write Joel via: Joel Dudley Register Number 07499-036                                                    Federal Correctional Institute – P.O. Box 1000 – Otisville, NY 10963






Write Arline via: Maine Correctional Center – Arline Lawless, #60057                                                                  17 Mallison Falls Road – Windham, Maine 04062

Hey guys,

Got your letter today.  Read it over.  I will write to Pastor Jeff sometime.  I still want to do this (crotcheting hats for the homeless, edit. note). I have so much stuff going on right noe that I am not even really crotcheting.

Let the people out there know that I am down for anything.  I have always wanted to try double penetration.  I love anal orgasms as well as vaginal orgasms.  I could only imagine what they could be like together.  I also love boobgasms, if there is such a thing, but when I play with my pierced nipple I orgasm.  I would prefer to have my boobgasms when doing it myself, but when someone else is doing it for me.  You can bet I love havinng my pussy licked.  I have a very ticklish clit, though.  I had it pierced once and it came out.  So I got it again.  So really ticklish.

Just figured I would tell the people a bit about me.

On the type of pictures I want of guys I want one either without a shirt or with a, I guess they are called wife beaters.  They wear them under their t-shirts or buttom ups.  I don’t know if you guys know what I’m talking about.  I don’t know if anyone out there has chest hair.  I know my ex-husband only had like 10 hairs so yeah.  A pic of someone without a shirt on first would be good even if they don’t have a lot of chest hair.  Want to see what their torso looks like.

The type of letters that I want are fantasy letters.  I don’t care whatever your sexual fantasy is, I want to know. So be honest people.  Nothing is off limits.  Even if you wanted to like tie me to a tree and hide me from the world and keep me as your precious.

I will tell anyone after they tell me.  I will also send them my sexual bucket list.

I am heading to bed.  Good night, everyone.




How is everyone?  Sorry to hear all that is going on.  Yes, Arline (Lawless) and Mom had something.  I spoke to Mom and she said it was just a lot of stuff going on plus the fact that I lost my phone for four months.

I can say I have spoken to Mom about it and Arline can call her.  It is not a problem; Mom didn’t even remember saying not to call.  I am still here in New York, only ’til April 10, then I will be on Grant Street in Portland.

Yes, April I get half-way house.  I will need to find a place to live when I get out of there (LOL.)  You guys know how that is.

I am going to enclose a letter for Arline.  If you could send it that would be great.  I really miss her.

I hope you guys find those pictures, for yes, that would be cool, plus, check the email and see if D.S. has sent anything.  Fuck.  No one writes me anymore.  Plus I would call, but I have no number for you guys.

I have a full time job here so I have not had much time to write the news letter, but trust me, I will get Christ Mission in line.

As you see I do my best putting stuff together so keep me updated and don’t scare me like that again.  Man, you are like my family.

I’m still awaiting pictures of my girls from Lori, but I don’t hold my breath.  So don’t forget when you send Arline’s letter it’s from Todd.  Todd LerFondler.

Your Friend in Christ,

Joel Dudley

Hey people,

I am glad that you guys wrote to me again.  Makes me feel not forgotten once again.  I wrote to Fuzzy Bear but I can’t call him: no phone time.  A money order takes 14 days to clear.  Money put online takes three business days.

It’s good that everyone is doing okay, that Rage is writing again. It’s good to write at least an hour a day, and I know what he means about almost hating writing.  I also know about having a psychological burning within to get ideas on paper.  I write long hand.  I like to type because my hands can keep up with my thoughts.

I actually had some kind of I-don’t-know-what on Friday morning.  I went to see medical Thursday night and the guy that has been there both times I have had my seizures asked me if I felt like I was going to have one.  I said I don’t know.  I don’t know how to tell.  He said that they want to be ready because I get hit with one I get hit hard.  He wouldn’t let me take a shower that night, told me I should go to bed and even had me put my mattress on the floor.

I told them not going to do anything dumb, but I wish I would just go to bed and not wake up anymore cause I just don’t want to deal with my head anymore.

I know, I get it, I just get so lonely and feel so forgotten all the time, you know, my family don’t really have any time to write or any thing like that.  I get it – people’s lives don’t stop because I’m in prison.

Well, I am gonna head to bed.  Hope to hear from you guys again soon.




The first thing that comes to mind is “I want to get High” by Cypress Hill.  That is where I am at as of now with my soundtrack of my life.  Then I sit and think about it and the more I concentrate on my soundtrack the more I begin to realize that there is so much more to my life soundtrack.

I can’t remember the names of the group that sings these songs but I can remember that I used to listen to these songs on the front seat of my Bampi’s truck coming back from blueberry raking.  One of the songs is “White Lightning.”  I used to sing this song every time it would play on the old 8-track.  I remember that we used to sing the song as

“Teaming, teaming, alligator soup, looking for the place where he made his brew, they were looking just a looking but my pappy kept a cooking – phew – white lightning.”

Apparently that is not the right lyrics to that song as I found out when I got older.  I asked my Bampi why he didn’t tell me that I was singing it wrong.  He simply told me that he was just happy that I was singing and that he thought that I was cute singing.  This made me feel loved.



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