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CCI08092017

Well,

No one’s been killed yet.  No, I have not padlocked or stabbed anyone.  I heard there’s a lot of people in here with hepatitis C and I don’t want any part of that at all.  If it comes down to it, I’ll either hit somebody with a chair or kick them in the manhood.

Anyway, during the lock-down they took our padlocks away and they found quite a few weapons in other pods.  Our pod was the last one they searched, so everybody got ample time to get rid of their weapons,.  Lots of flushing was going on during the lock-down.

Been looking at the town populations somebody sent me.  It’s hard to believe that “Hardshell” only has a population of twelve people.  Must be located in a remote place (really remote.)  Now you got me curious about the history of Hardshell.  I might end up changing the name to “Hardsell,” as in it’s a hard-sell to get people to live there and put it on the farthest frontier island, probably just make it an old hideout for certain people or a place of exile.  Plus “Nooseneck: and “Pelican Point” would be it’s nearest neighbors (30 miles away.)

So Monhegan Island has seventy -five people on it?  Thought it had more.  Guess they don’t get many tourists in the summer.  Sounds like a great place to get away from it all, being so far away from the mainland..

Well, goodnight, everyone.   Can’t believe it’s almost August.

Kenneth McDonald

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Hello, Circle.

Well, you probably heard by now that we got locked down at the Maine State Prison.  Recently we have had a spree of stabbings and padlockings (hit with a padlock) of inmates in other pods – not in this pod, thankfully.  They did some major searching in all the pods and came up with a lot of weapons.  We are supposed to come out this Sunday afternoon, as long as no one gets stuck on stupid.  Who knows, it might be a sign of Armageddon.

So, has anyone gone to see the new Spiderman movie yet?!  They changed it a bit”  Flash Thompson is Asian and a nerd, not an athlete, I heard, but he still bullies Peter Parker around.  You guys should really see the Vulture’s costume.

Well, good night.  Hopefully we will be out and about by Sunday afternoon.

Kenneth McDonald

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Hey, Circle,
So how are you doing these days? Summer has sprung and I’m seeing lots of fresh grass. It’s nice out.
Well, here’s the map of the prison, and I found a couple of things in a National Geographic I was reading. Thought you could think up a couple of ideas for these gemstones. Let me know what you come up with.
Well, I hope you got yourself to the comic book store on the 5th, for “Free Comic Book Day.” Each Comic Book Day you get a free bag of goodies. Zimmie’s in Lewiston is back open, I heard a few years ago on the news and Casablanca Comics has two stores, one in either Windham or Topsham, and the one in Portland and there are a few other places and don’t forget, this summer there’s Free Role-Playing Game Day. You can look it up on the internet and find out when it actually is.
So, have you been watching a show called “Riverdale” yet? It’s on Thursday nights at 9pm, on the CW, channel 12. It’s about Archie and Jughead and all the gang, although it’s a drama, not a comedy. Check it out; only two episodes left to go before the first season ends. It’s actually a good show.
Tell Melanie I said hello.
Well, good night.
Excelsior to you, my friends!
Kenneth McDonald

kenny

Hey, Circle, how’s it going?

Hey, yes, I heard from Melanie.  How did she get the nickname, “Dolphin” anyway?

Well, here it is, it’s June and it’s cooler than normal.  Oh, well, it will warm up soon.  Hey, keep an eye and ear open for free RPO day this summer.  On that day you get a free bag of gaming goodies, when you go to a comic and gaming store.  Try to go to a gaming convention this year too.  I believe that the university of Maine Mall has an anime/gaming convention.  Or, you can just look up “gaming conventions in Maine” on the internet.  Still looking for those spells from the Dragonsfoot website, if it’s still around.  I am trying to get as many spells from that website before it shuts down for some reason, like a man made or natural disaster and then everything on the internet is forever lost.  They have some great spells and I would hate to see them forever lost.  I would like the first through third level spells  and the first three firth level magic user spells from that website as well as a list of first and second level spells that they have so I can pick out the ones that I need.  Still looking for the populations of the following Maine towns as well.  Planning on putting them in my campaign world:  Machias, Machiasport, Arundel, York, Freeport, East Port, Boothbay Harbor, Iselsboro, Vinalhaven, Monhegan Island, Kennebunk, Kennebunkport, Pemmaquid, Harpswell, Crownpoint, Nooseneck, Pelican Point, Hardshell, Salmonfirm, Vaginaville.

So, how is everything going?  Does the landlord know about the cats yet?  How is the game going so far?

Well, it’s official:  I found out that my sister and her husband have sold the house and are leaving for Texas.  They got sick and tired of Maine winters.  Now, I have to find out how much money I can have in my account.  Because after they’ve got settled in Texas, she plans to send me some of the money from the sale, plus she is setting some aside for me for after I get out!  Now, that’s one good sister.  By the way, the last five towns listed are out of state.

Well, it’s Sunday night, and it’s the “Return of the Walking Dead” on AMC, and it’s not just about the zombies; it’s abou8t the people.

Well, good night.

Kenneth McDonald

kenny

Hi.

Here’s more on the module.  I hope that everyone interested enjoys.

The City of Oceanmorn takes great pride in the University and students are known as “anchormen”

By virtue of an agreement struck by representatives of the local Whore’s UnionBeggars Guild, Thieves Guild, Assassins Guild, Sorcerers Guild, the Knights of the Anchor and the Boosters, Wealthy supporters of the school, Black Anchor University and it’s students have been declared off-limits for any kind of criminal activity. No student is to be harmed or robbed in,  way, shape or form.  Any one who does any of the previous incurs the wrath of not only law enforcement, but also the wrath of the multitudinous members of the dark guilds listed above, not to mention thee wrath of all the students, ex-students, teachers lots of whores and anyone else who is even remotely connected to to the school/whorehouse.

Students and graduates of the University have a tattoo in the palm of each hand and adventurers who have graduated from the University have a tattoo placed on their foreheads, of a black anchor, encoiled with a serpant eating a tiny naked woman with the words “INTO VAGINUS CUM PENIUS MAXIMUS” benearth.  The tattoos ward off all aquatic undead and all other forms of undead will leave the wearer of the tattoo alone when they see it.

The University has its own security department, made up of well paid high level (seven +) fighting men, known as “the Knights of the Anchor.”  The dress exactly like Maine State Prison Guards, but with helmets, shields and swords.  Unfortunately, their security license gives any of the guards power over any student or teacher at the school, regardless of class or level.  Any new student, male or female, can expect to be raped and gang-banged, until these uncontrollable rakes are reigned in.

The University has a large and well-stocked library that includes a large number of journals, spell books, scrolls and diaries written by the ancient mages and bards.  Special permission must be given to anyone who wants access to the spellbooks and scrolls.  The School of Magic is a five-year school and the students go to school year round with two – three-week vacations a year. There is a Courtesan Department, where women learn how to suck dick, make pies and knit sweaters. The College of Music is first class, and has a large number of students with a passion for the musical arts.  It has a large selection of musical instruments, including, according to rumor, magical instruments that are occasionally given to the most gifted students. The Math Department is also wonderful, and with the Astronomy Department are constructing a telescope which will be able to see the surface of Mars.  The Chemistry Department is not good at all.  It is full of whores.

More to come.

Malibu Owl

For Circle of the Skies Dungeons and Dragons campaign:

The Black Anchor is the first business started in the city of Ocean Morn. It was originally a house of pleasure, but over the centuries it has been a tavern, and a home for elderly sailors, a thieves guild, assassin’s guild, fighter school, a temple of worship and many other uses have been found for the Black Anchor. Just recently as 20 years ago all the buildings around the Black Anchor have been torn down and replaced by new buildings. The Black Anchor itself has been turned into a student center. It is now known as Black Anchor University. Fighters, rangers, bards, thieves, assassins, priests and mages come to this university to study and train. Civilians also come her to study mathematics, history, music, archaeology, alchemy and to learn how to sail and work on ships. The Black Anchor gets its funding from merchants, adventurers and ex-adventurers who have graduated from the University. The teachers are all ex-adventurers, retired ship captains and sailors and sages. The Black Anchor , no matter what it was used for has stayed in the hands of the Ravenclaw family. The name has always stayed the same, no matter what it was used for. The student center has a large Black Anchor stationed outside and was placed there after the opening of a pleasure house centuries ago. It’s function is to ward off aquatic undead from entering the city.

More to come.

Malibu Owl.

The weather has been pretty good.  I’ve been walking around the track, and enjoying the sunshine and fresh air.

Guess what?  They moved all of Charlie Pod over to Alpha Pod (which used to be protective custody; they no longer have a protective custody pod at the Prison.  They did away with it.)

Things are going good and for the most part, except for some code blues and reds, people have been behaving.  I’m still writing back and fourh to my sister and she visits me from time to time.  Been reading alot and watching t.v.  There are some people in here that I talk to and to tell you the truth,  I think that I am talking a little more than I used to.  Still slowly working on my Dungeons and Dragons world, and I am still looking for some more spells from that Dragonsfoot website – mostly cantrips to 4th level spells.

Is anyone out there playing any AD&D?

Kenny “Malibu-Owl” McDonald

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