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This is X-Ray again coming to you from this shit hole called Maine Correctional Center. MCC for short.

I’m having a weird day. I’ve been upset since lunch and really just can’t wait for this day to go away. Fuckin’ Don Jacobson is being his usually prick self. I guess if I had to marry one of the scary bitches, I might be crazy too. He is a piece of work. He’s redheaded with a mole on his face. Hot, huh? I’m hoping my days of answering will come to an end soon. RIP D. Jacobson. Fuckhead.

So, yesterday I started pressing flowers and someone had the gall to say something like it was fuckin’ Biz somehow.

I’m really having one of these hate jail and stupid people kind of day, blah!

The only thing I guess is remotely positive is that I have a crush on a certain Mr. Moony. I think we will be in love by the time I leave this hole.

Feb 1st Bitches! Can’t wait. I do know that I have learned my lesson of drinking and driving.

Although I will not be D&D again it makes me wonder why I did it in the first place. Here I’m treated like a criminal next to murderers and skinners aka Sex Offenders aka Sick Bastards. They actually get paid to be in dorms one and two. It’s fucked up. I’m sick to death at looking at them. They definitely should have their own prison. There’s 800 hundred inmates and three hundred and twenty five are “touchers,” “serial rapists” — it’s just not right they get jobs before regular inmates! REALLY!

And how the hell does the guys “the half of the population” get away with being soboxin high? I mean it is none of my biz but some assholes like to fuck with me and I’m very passive except today. LOL. Their eyes are huge. I can tell when a guy is high, how come the trained professionals can’t? Fuck, do your job! They think they’re invisible. WTF. Get a life, instead of making Jail your hobby. Some guys only last weeks before they’re back in here for even longer sentences. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. I will not be on that list. I fucking can’t stand people who get off doing their grandmother’s prescriptions. Ridiculous. I won’t be a statistic damnit. I will behave. And make the right choices.

Well, have I bitched enough yet? I think so. Thanks for letting me vent. Hope everyone stays safe and has a great day, week, month, fuckin’ year. LOL.

‘Till next time,

~ MUAH ~

– X-Ray

P.S. Hi Cutie-Butt Moony! Write me! xoxoxo
I actually feel better for venting. Hope it lasts. Hahahahahah. XD

Hi, all. This is Ray, “Rage’s Roomie.” 113 York County Village. My address will soon be returning to Windham. Before I leave, I just want to say that being here has been quite the experience.

First and foremost, Don’t ever decide to order Anything off the menu here. Deff two thumbs down. It’s like we’re stuck in a bad dream without any delicious food. We can’t even get salt and pepper or condiments. What a rip off. I want my money back.

Second (“The cops and the COs”) should we just start by calling most of them Bad Cops and Bad COs? If your job is to watch inmates, #1 you shouldn’t be sneaking salt and pepper to the trustees. #2 you shouldn’t be chewing tobacco while on duty. After all, it’s a state wide law: no tobacco products even on the property. #3 you shouldn’t be using words you don’t understand, Anderson, “AKA Baconator.” He’s right up there of the worst Correctional Officer I think I’ve encountered. Stealing the flowers we’ve made here and I don’t believe as an authority to Us. He shouldn’t be using the words Fag and Shitbag. Fucking Blanket Nazi and Flower Nazi. Grow up and do the job the tax payers are paying you to do.

Another shitbag is Gallager. “AKA – the Ultimate Flower Nazi.” But like all things that are true and honest in life, you can’t stop the Revolution of toilet paper flowers. By the way, they sell quite well.

Now let’s turn our attentin to “Turner.” AKA “Hotdog.” AKA “Good Cop.” He’s here to do a job and respect himself enough to know when enough is enough. I think he deserves a raise. He has totally gone out of his way to make my stay at the York Hilton much more tolerable, by having respect for us. We ARE still humans (well most of us). Thanks, Turner. Good luck on the raise.

So, let’s recap a little. We have scumbag guards who break the law and they get away with it. Then there is some decent Cops & COs that have to pick up their slack. What a bunch of retards.

Let’s talk about some inmates. We have the guys with “Needles” and drugs. The gamblers gone unnoticed, and the checking of the meds to sell. Yet the cops are worried about my fucking toilet paper flowers. What’s wrong with that picture?

Love the “intellectual” people at my table as well. We have the over-eaters and bitchers. We have a Native American, “Chief Wah Wah Wah” of the “Idon’twanna” tribe. He’s a beast from Hell and I can safely say, he’s a hater. Hater against gays, blacks and of course, himself. Fuck you, Tomoha.

– Ray

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